Properly crap day at work today, cba

Woken up at 6.30 with a job #shouldnt eallowed!

Lost Season 5 finished, does it ever get less confusing? #noideawhatshappening

@harriettsalinas no, no i dont now leave me alone you freak #spam

seem to have picked a Twitter name that is a term used for a muslim religious icon #whoops!

Just so you know its my initials #settingtherecordstraight

Whats Derek Acorah doing fighting with boxers? Shouldnt he be shouting boo and running away? #hauntedboxing

“Antonio Morescalchi: Hands On Harvest: A Family Affair ALH wp.me/p233ou-dc via WordPress.com” leave me alone

Leave my password alone arseholes!!!!! #tryingtohackmyaccount

Whos he shushing? Shush yourself Froggy #englandvfrance

You all need to follow @RAC_Breakdown as there could possibly be interesting patrol pictures posted at some point!!!

Any recommendations for a couple nights away with the wife? LEON DUFFY

Will whoever is trying to reset my password please GTF. Many thanks. #bellends

@sareexbearr no :)

Medical news. At one point, the doctor put his whole head up my bottom. I might not be doing much sitting down at Stamford Bridge tonight.

How about whoever wants this account stops trying to reset my password #bellends

Wash my car or stay in bed? Indecisiveness may be decided by external temperature

Check out my latest obsession, Mini Golf MatchUp! Way. Too. Fun. #Addicted #MiniGolfMatchUp bit.ly/13wOqx5

I seem to have rediscovered this tweety thing #noobmk2

Hey Theresa May please call an election or resign (FUCK YOU), love Manchester