Oh hi Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade & now wants to play FarmVille, looks like tables have fucking turned

Kickin back... Lookin rad... Who's that kid... Being bad... It's bad .. Mister Alex 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

If chuck Norris were in the World Cup, maybe then I would watch it

Me on Monday mornings...

Don't get so caught up in what's happening in the rearview mirror that you miss what's in front of you - anonymous :~)

A friend bails u outta jail but a best friend is w/ u in the cell like "Fuck, it wasnt supposed to go down like this. We fucking killed him"

When bae say mat Cothran from coma cinema didn't invent lofi music/...

When bae says medically assisted suicide should be legal b/c the right to die is as fundamental as the right to live

I just unfollowed taylor Swift on twitter. I'm expecting a song within an hour...

@PEAR_Delaware nerd

Namaste ladies... It's Bad Mr Alec

Hell yea

#tbt remember this guy lol

Smoking weed and Kush... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

When bae doesn't put a trigger warning for spiders :(

Attend brothers funeral Atten broth funera Aten bro fune Aen br fun An b fu nbfu nb n ne net netfl netflix

I love getting my nuts off to sex with hot girls

@happyflower1998 too bad I spit on it before I sent it hehehe

When the D is so good that ur girl signs over power of attorney lol

Buddy a mine just send me this text picture. I'm lunched off this sh****t 😂😂😂