Michael Olise, you are a genius.

Great day at the seaside with my friends. #CPFC // #BHACRY

VAR: “The cross clearly hits his arm, but having checked the replay, you can see the Liverpool badge on Mac Allister's shirt, so no penalty.”

I’m convinced that there isn’t another club who could win the FA Cup & Community Shield, be on their longest EVER unbeaten run as a top flight side and simultaneously self-destruct as spectacularly as Crystal Palace FC. This level of self-sabotage is an art form you can’t teach.

Yes, bad Palace succession planning has led to this, but also a word for Liverpool trying to penny-pinch for a world class defender in a 400m window. If those dum dums dropped 40m in June they'd have got him

The only positive from this absolute shitshow of a summer from #cpfc is witnessing this meltdown now from Liverpool fans over the Guehi move collapsing, a large percentage of whom have probably visited the city, let alone a game . Onwards and upwards for Palace now

Marc Guehi is only 25, his contract is up in a year (so he can still have a “dream” move) and he’s at a Premier League club competing in Europe which has won two trophies in the past six months. He will survive.

Alongside the Premier League pronunciation videos, they might want to look into a Sesame Street style spelling version next season, specifically for Liverpool fans, all seemingly struggling with the spelling of Marc Guehi’s name, in the midst of their fury

Elite posting, admin Crystal Palace F.C. 😂

There are only 3️⃣ unbeaten teams left in English football this season: 💪 Crystal Palace 💪 Coventry City 💪 Middlesbrough Incredible starts. 👏

Some of the best scenes at Selhurst ever?

It begins on Thursday. Dynamo Kyiv in Poland for our opening league phase fixture of the UEFA Conference League 😍

✅ First France start ✅ First France goal Jean-Philippe Mateta 👏👏👏

🔴🔵 Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace. ✨

Shelbourne a) booked #cpfc

Today’s game ended the moment I got in the car. The match was over, the whistle had gone, but the real pressure started as soon as the door shut. I knew what was coming. ❌ The questions. ❌ The analysis. ❌ The breakdown of every mistake. ❌ The tone that tells me I’ve

In 20 years of watching palace I’ve had some great times, I’ve had some pretty horrible times Not picking up a win at home against Larnaca and Kups, im speechless, I don’t think it’s reactionary to say it’s unforgivable really The whole way we’ve gone about Europe stinks.