I love Tiger Woods more than my wife today.

I call bullshit on ye

Seriously though, what happened to the sun? Why does it get dark at 3:30pm?

Transgender rights = Human rights x.com/Justin_Willman…

Three days until the premiere of #talkinghardwick this Sunday at 11/10c on AMC TV. RT if you will be watching!

Just watched Ryan D Leaf on ESPN E:60. Ryan, what an inspiring story. You are helping so many people. Thank you. Great work.

Most important day of the year… Happy #NationalDonutDay bit.ly/Gaffigan_Cinco

Thank you John McCain for being a hero again and again and now AGAIN

The Knee is taken! #stephcurry ##kapernick #KneeIsTaken

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I'm a sucker for beautiful children in Chucky outfits! Happy Halloween! 🍁🍂🎃👻

A reminder to please make sure this disgusting man never makes anymore money. PLEASE tell everyone you know to boycott the shit out of Jimmy John’s #boycottjimmyjohns

The event of a lifetime Alex Murray Outlaw Labs Netflix Netflix Is A Joke By the way, Blake Wexler 🫵 saved every message since we met ten years ago, and now it's available as a CD. None of the money goes to charity. Check it out here: itunes.apple.com/album/id132769…

Todd Glass Netflix Alex Murray Outlaw Labs Netflix Is A Joke THIS MAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. Thank you Netflix for sharing him with the world.

RT Alex Murray : Congrats to Cinco (Artist formerly know as @jimgaffigan ). #bestcomedyalbum… instagram.com/p/BehImjrFbaB/

The new Todd Glass special on Netflix has everything: Rodney Dangerfield doing Mitch Hedberg, a coming out of the closet during your own heart attack story, a social message that's original. And it's insane. And great. I always learn so much from watching Todd. #ActHappy

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I love Louie Anderson. Can’t wait to read his new book #HeyMom . Go get it! Louie’s #DearDad made me want to write a book.

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