After the most amazing five years (well, round 4.5 years up!) I’m leaving the BBC! 🏢 Nigella, Eurovision, General Election 2019, The Warship, and much more - I leave next week knowing I made a childhood dream come true.

In love with the receptionist’s screen on the last episode of #TheApprentice.

The receptionist on #TheApprentice is such a perfectionist - she’s still working on the exact same chart from last week!

The §35 Willy Wonka experience has officially opened in SimCity

Bad news for fans of productivity! Good news for eagle-eyed spreadsheet fans. The receptionist on #TheApprentice is – for the fourth week running – still working on the same Excel worksheet.

This nested thread is getting too long! But this blight on our national productivity needs to be shared… For the fifth week running, the receptionist on #TheApprentice is *still* working on the same Excel worksheet.

US House of Representatives passes $61bn aid bill for Ukraine, paving way for country to receive much-needed weaponry bbc.in/3xL6yft

Nothing quite like a ‘Sad Crying Mix’ from Spotify to put me in my place. “Sad Crying music picked JUST for you”

The Eurovision Song Contest 2023 wins the BAFTA for Live Event Coverage 🎤 #BAFTATVAwards with P&O Cruises

Reusing my memes from 2019… #GeneralElection2024

I wondered why it didn’t come home tonight, but then realised - it already has.

UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit

I regret to report that I’m back on “what’s the receptionist’s screen on #TheApprentice” duty. No wonder why Lord Sugar wants everyone back in the office: the charts aren’t going to update themselves!

Did they learn *nothing* from my thread last year?! 📈🖥️ Delighted to report an alarming lack of progress on the receptionist’s spreadsheet in #TheApprentice.

“How is it going?” I hear you ask…

Happy #WorldRadioDay to you! I’m lucky to be a part of a wonderful, fun, creative industry full of some amazing people I’m also lucky to call friends.

BBC Breakfast interviewing Petra Mede as she holds two glasses of Bucks Fizz is such a mood.

Pleased to see The GC representing Denmark this year #eurovision