Doesn't look like a metre gap to me... #CPFC #LIVARS

🚨 Christantus Uche is close to joining Crystal Palace. Matteo Moretto

Get that Pino Kamada song going!

Joel still saying “we” on Sky 🥺🥰 #cpfc

🚨 The way Marc Guehi and Eberechi Eze have acted this summer while their Crystal Palace futures have been up in the air should be an example to players who are looking to move clubs. THIS IS HOW YOU ACT! THIS IS HOW YOU SHOW CLASS! THIS IS HOW YOU STAY PROFESSIONAL AND LOYAL!

Oliver Glasner says the club are working on three signings. #CPFC

I’ll be honest, if it’s just Canvot & Igor Julio, I don’t understand it this late on. I’m trying really, really hard not to be reactionary but if we can’t get a proper, first team ready starter in as a replacement, it’s not good enough.

Absolutely ridiculous. Parish has been a fantastic owner overall but this last minute stuff is getting embarrassing now.

🚨 Marc Guehi underwent medical ahead of proposed transfer from Crystal Palace to Liverpool - but move in jeopardy amid #CPFC issues finding adequate replacement. Talks now between 25yo & manager Glasner to make final decision on #LFC switch The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

Dear Parents / Guardians, Looking for an ideal role model for your child, then look no further than our captain - Marc Guéhi. Hard working, team player, respectful, humble and a consummate professional. I'm glad he's staying. I'm sure we will work something out shortly! ❤️💙❤️🦅

Note to British politicians. THIS. ALL OF THIS. #FarageDestroyed

🦅 #cpfc

You have the completely wrong reading of this. Angela Rayner referred herself, accepted the findings, and resigned. That's called accountability, not weakness, and it's something the Tories wouldn’t recognise if it hit them with a bottle of wine at a Downing St party.

Brilliant. In comparison the new sketch show is terrible sadly. #mitchellandwebbarenothelping

It’s all starting to make sense. The signings Nuno didn’t approve were all for Ange Postecoglou.

Glad to be facing Ange Postecoglou in his first season, not in his second 🏆

It's clear to everyone the BBC is giving Nigel Farage and Reform far too much coverage. It is dangerous and it has to stop.

Marc Guéhi 😍

😭😂😭😂

Crystal Palace loanee Matheus Franca scored Vasco da Gama’s fourth penalty as they knocked John Textor’s Botafogo out of the Copa do Brasil last night. #CPFC