Vaxxed?

Hell yeah, oversized xxxl polo and a flatbrim at this wedding, this is my kinda place

Just overheard a devastating burn "How do I put this nicely, he seems like a man who walks into walls.."

One eyeball on the game, there ain't no way

Im really glad the brewers started cheating in the 11th

So why did Giannis hit that guy lol

Its the start of the Arsenal season which means I get to have Allie Boys again, and the menu has been revamped. Some truly special stuff happening in that kitchen

Being a regular rules. I became one at a wrap & salad joint near work, the guy who makes my wrap gives me double protein for free, rings me up as the cheapest wrap on the menu instead of whatever I ordered, and last time I ordered a smoothie and he only charged me for a soda.

Only people who hate America will have a problem with this.

Get wasted at the airport chilis with me if you're a real one

You think this is a game?

I have a butler

In the states you gotta pay for this

Arsenal get a corner:

"The greatest injustice in the world is people thinking Pink Pony Club is for the girls. That song is for the boys" - overheard at this wedding

"You don't need a helmet. Your skull *is* the protection. Same argument.

What a first play of the NFL season. A flag, an ejection, an injury. We are so back

Not if RFK can help it

Jordan Love having damn near double digit different receivers who have caught a pass is giving me Rodgers flashbacks