Alex Berman
@alexdberman
I'd rather be driving down a fairway than a highway anyday. Frequent Line Crosser - Fluent in Sarcasm.
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04-07-2014 21:18:02
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I was fired today. Well, laid off. "Budget cuts," my boss said. I packed my box. I was terrified. I have a mortgage. As I walked to the elevator, the CEO—the big boss who never talks to anyone—stepped in with me. "You're Sarah, right?" he asked. "Yes sir." "You stayed late last
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith to Tiger Woods: "My brother, you got issues with drugs ... Stop getting behind the d*mn wheel! ... It ain't too much to ask, bro, for you to order car service ... Just stop before you do something you can't come back from." Daily Caller
If you’re a U.S. citizen CHEERING for the Iranian regime to capture a USAF fighter pilot because you hate our President, that doesn’t make you anti-Trump, it makes you ANTI-AMERICAN and a traitorous piece of SHIT who should move to Tehran. Surrender your citizenship immediately!
The Florida Panthers made sure to congratulate Jonathan Quick on a wonderful career! 🤝