Run it 1,000 times next season

I was an umpire and gave the 10 and 11 year olds whose games I worked a good amount of slack on judgment calls. But in no universe is this a check swing.

Watching Match Game ‘77, perhaps the worst classic game show from a gameplay perspective

False

The Studio was supposed to be satire, bot a how-to guide

One Big Beautiful Breakfast (at Tatte)

Happy summer, folks

Just thought of an incredible beverage idea and somehow no one has ever tweeted this Hear me out Graham cracker seltzer

I had an MVP Baseball 2005 franchise that got Joe Crede to about 3,500 hits

New: Ex-Texas Solicitor General Judd Stone quit rather than get fired after two employees accused him of harassment, one says in a lawsuit. Stone also made threats that caused First Assistant Brent Webster to fear for family's safety, suit says. #txlege news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/ex-…

The first Pope to know who Joe Crede is

I will not abandon my 2012-vintage Metro card. It has served me loyally for 1/3 of my life

President Donald Trump issued a full pardon on Wednesday to former Staten Island Rep. Michael Grimm, NY1 has learned. Read more: specne.ws/M9a9G6

For a few glorious months in 2017 I could get a shared Uber from Silver Spring to the Watergate for cheaper than the Metro

Lonesome Dove is the greatest novel

Spotted in the Pennsylvania state Capitol building: Grimace the lobbyist (???)

I am confident I could be elected mayor of NYC solely on my elite bagel order (untoasted sesame, chunky whitefish salad in place of cream cheese, nova, red onion, capers)

Hey Spelling Bee if manul is not a word then tell me what this is

You could just find animals in random places back then. My grandpa worked with a guy who had a monkey. Owner asks grandparents to watch it for a weekend. Monkey proceeds to defile their home

I have never laughed harder than Hank Kingsley chipping a back tooth on a urinal