Me liking all the Madueke, Palmer, Jackson, Felix and Neto prop on the tl

Madueke 3 Goals ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Palmer 1 Goal 3 Assists ⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️ Jackson 1 Goal 1 Assist ⚽️🅰️ Joao Felix 1 Goal⚽️ Neto 1 Assist🅰️ Last Night: Estevao 2 Goals 2 Assists⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️ Combined average age of: 22 We’re Cooking 🔥🔥

“Who sold the house?” Me at the Oasis reunion:

Thank you for all your support. This is a little token of my appreciation. Like/RT this tweet to enter and I’ll randomly select the winners on 20th September. Love you all💙

Nominated for the 2024 Ballon d’Or Cole Palmer Chelsea FC England #ballondor

Nominated for the 2024 Ballon d’Or Cole Palmer Chelsea England #ballondor

When my son asks me why I named him Cole Palmer

“Dad why’s my name Nicolas Palmer?”

tyler, the creator.

Real

It’s always “wyd” never “I made you playlist art in Spotify."

If anyone ever calls you a failure, just remind them that you have the same amount of Premier League goals as Jadon Sancho in 2024 despite never playing a single game

One day.

Beach to the Bridge. Joao Pedro is here! 🏖️

Palmer I’ll never forgive you

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC