Because you kids asked so nicely, here's my spaghetti sauce recipe & yes I do still make it.

More like Max Stassi wasting his chance to pinch hit tonight. Go #Astros

Colleges should have cameras just like in daycares. Parents still want to physically see their babies are OK. Age has no bearing.

Like it's even a competition. Hands down Houston Astros Orbit x.com/MLBNetwork/sta…

My Dearest Martha...

Could not agree more. Kid deserves an opportunity and earned this opportunity. x.com/gil_brandt/sta…

Good morning

If anyone can't find water swing by the brewery this afternoon. Our reverse osmosis water tanks are topped off. BYO Container.

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Thread. x.com/CorbettMatt/st…

People saying Houston should have been evacuated really don't understand how big the city is. For reference:

Not a flattering image of Donald J. Trump riding off in his limo ALONE. While critical advisers and Greg Abbott follow behind. #Harvey

Brutal Press Conference right now. Chief Art Acevedo Stand Strong. Our prayers are with you and all First Responders right now. #Harvey x.com/SylvesterTurne…

Intersection Officer Perez drown at is second most dangerous intersection in Houston when it's dry. It's one block from my office. #Harvey

Ying to the Yang of the asshole selling cases for $20 on Friday. Truck sticker says Linares Auto Center #Harvey #PeopleHelpingPeople x.com/FoxNews/status…

"I've never seen so much love in a place in my life" -Kentucky man who came to help. We're glad you're here. abc13.co/2wQFQBv #Harvey

If it's not too late may be the Houston Astros should think about switching back to the first base dugout before game tomorrow. Go #Astros

Rescuers were able to lure him onto the boat with beef jerky.... x.com/yashar/status/…

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