Alejandra Corona (@alejandraaaaaac) 's Twitter Profile
Alejandra Corona

@alejandraaaaaac

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calendar_today21-08-2014 21:32:28

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Reasons I date Jaraden: a little boy came up to him and asked him for some work to do because he wants a couple bucks to get an ice cream. And he asked him to help him move a branch on the end of our yard to the curb and gave him some money. I’m talking didn’t even move a step😂

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I can fall asleep in the car, at work, on a bench, in the club, after drinking coffee and energy drinks. I love my sleep. Buttt let it be when I need to fall asleep and I cannot 🙃

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Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri It’s the guns

Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas

Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York

Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri

It’s the guns
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serving is funny this lady was being a biotch to me so I faked it till I made it and she still bitched and left me zero lmaoooo then the other guest I had at the same time left me $50 and said I was delightful and the best 😇 Can’t please everyone 🫡

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Is it just me!? I don’t want to socialize in public spaces. I want to sit at the bar and drink. Don’t talk to me. Don’t start a fake convo with me. I don’t want to fake an effort. I don’t wanna meet new people. I’m having a grand ole time just me by myself!

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Omg I drank too much pre workout last night and I thought I was gonna die. I had to inhale and exhale and put soothing music on to make myself calm down 🥴

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My friend: those people thought we were talking shit about them Me: who!!? Friend: not telling you cause you’re gonna start something 🫢🤣🤣🤣

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Me: quit overworking yourself…. Also me: has 2 jobs, got promotions, more responsibilities at home and work, small business owner, and new work opportunities 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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I slipped and fell off a ladder. I was wet cold. When I walked out the freezer my manager asked me where I been my guest had been looking for me. I had passed out. Drone to the ER somehow..I had a concussion I couldn’t remember my name or address. 30 plus weeks preggo.😮‍💨