i met the saddest and happiest version of myself this year , i love her

Feds can’t listen on my Cocomelon line.

I have so much faith in next year it’s crazy

remember when captain america’s friend kiIIed iron man’s parents and then they jumped iron man for being mad about it 💀

my brain is like an internet browser. 19 tabs open, 6 of them are frozen, and idk where the music is coming from

tom holland, the man that you are

Brahh Idc how bad my relationship is I'm not calling no radio station for advice 💀

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

anyone else ever avoid checking their bank account bc they’re scared or is it just me making terrible financial decisions

Been telling you guys for years that white liberals are at their core, racist. They use racial scenarios to get what they want. @duarteamanda wants to kill babies so she wants people to imagine how awful it would be if white women were impregnated by villainous black men.

Hell bent on owning a pit Bull? Okay I guess. Can you respect the fact that I want it absolutely nowhere near my small children? If you want to put it near yours to prove a point—okay, I guess. Just stop demanding that the rest of us pretend that you own a teddy bear.

for all the medicated barbies out there

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe