That series of White Lotus was basically terrible.

I love this video of our Shirley Carter’s Pussy.

People love to slag off soaps without realising that the stuff they watch on Netflix are mostly just soap operas with fancier lighting.

We are so close to having our FIFTH queer UK Big Brother winner IN A ROW. #CBBUK

Revenge of the Facebook Mums. #CBBUK

Just realised ‘Dara Ó Briain’s Go 8 Bit’ was a pun on ‘Go Ape Shit’. Goodness me.

Just discovered I play Wordle in ‘hard mode’. Had no idea that’s what ‘hard mode’ meant. Just seems the most logical way to play to me!

So nice that summer is back and everyone stinks again. #LoveIt 💖✨💖

Did I write this?

What a load of old shite.

John Terry’s horrible mansion is on sale. 17 million quid for this hellscape of heterosexual grey. rightmove.co.uk/properties/157…

The only good thing that wizard woman does is constantly ignore the desperate attempts from Linehan to be noticed by her. He’s like a Harry Styles fan commenting “please notice me” under his Instagram pictures. Pathetic little toad. I wish them both the absolute worst.

If Shirley Carter’s Pussy wasn’t on here, I would be gone. Abysmal app and waste of time. But I can’t leave our Shirl. I need her insight.

Heartbreaking how many times I’ve checked Farage’s age only to be bitterly disappointed by how low it is. At least 5 times a year.

It drives me mad, I love the chase at 5pm and then Coronation Street this evening but no it’s football all evening on ITV why don’t they put it on another channel, there’s enough of them. We don’t all like football.

People who go to the effort of BUYING a house and then sell it and move a few years later are utterly baffling to me. I don’t even like moving out of a rented property. You’re buying a house and then moving??! Like you’re playing Monopoly or something!! Mad.

As working class boy, one of the more embarrassing parts of me is that I just absolutely love that posh Englishness of someone like Stephen Fry. That foppish, playwright energy. Floating around a mansion, playing Bach on a piano, scribbling down some long words. Stunning.

To me, the idea that there’s beef between Taylor Swift and Charli XCX is like saying there was beef between Joe Strummer and Cliff Richard. There’s no correlation in my head. And I shan’t be listening to the ‘diss track’ due to lack of interest.

Not now please, Ross.

How on EARTH can a signal failure at Stockwell still be an issue since Monday?? This is absolute insanity. TfL