turns out "kickball changes" have nothing to do with kickball! What a waste of time! Day ruined.

What ever happened to the hlorses? I kind of miss them

Why Soup is DESTROYING BLASEBALL!?!

pie savings?

I'm gonna affect the postseason

Day 514 - Albert Stink #blaseball

to be honest I thought that the photos were for the play. I forgot that I ever even was a blaseball player. Very confusing times indeed

why do blaseball players like Albert stink so much

congrats on the wedding. also what

kinda cold, I miss all the suns🥶🥶🥶🥶

turns out I am already the "chicken." Very funny.

lets go mills yeah

this tweet is brought to you by Blasethirst Energy Drinks I like Blasethirst Energy Drinks

OFFICIAL energy drink of the uh, well, the um, y'know?

found out you're not supposed to spell it with a 't' singed, alber sink

It has recently came to my attention that I have lost the title of "La unlimited tacos number 1 fan." ok? try energy drink

the more you buy, the less blaseball there is

Things are really heating up on the immaterial plane! to put it another way, I got fired.