Legends. Out for blood and war.

Richard Alpert is a manipulative POS. When he came and saw me as a child he thought I would remember that the compass was mine. Think again, Richard. That blade was mine you cuck!

Meet Fat Albert, he is the heaviest polar bear in Alaska. The average polar bear should weigh around 450kg (1000lbs), though Fat Albert weighs a whopping 679kg (1500lbs).

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Have recently been informed about Don Gorske, a man who has eaten 34,000+ Big Macs over his lifetime. While this appears to be an impressive feat, I find it incredibly embarrassing for Don that he wouldn’t try me, as I am a much bigger and better sandwich. Don is a coward. -BA

Cannibalism

Just at my cousin the Spicy Buffalo Junior Chicken. He was very good. Not as good as me but if you like spicy chicken a good add on.

Eat a fuck ton of me

I’m into pounding Big Archs

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Feeling like a nuke ready to launch.

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Just when McDonald's 🇨🇦 breaks your heart by taking away the Big Arch, they come back with an incredible Big Rosti. These guys don’t miss.

Incredible footage from the perspective of wild mountain goats with cameras attached—they're literally flying without wings.

Cuffem HQ "Dad what was it like when Delmo PEPSIMOGGED Clavicular in 2026..."