I knew my first tweet would be a drunk one, happy birthday leo! Great night

I need to tweet more, or I'll keep losing followers.. #imhopeless

Contrary to popular belief we do not have a cottage for rent in grand bend... #randomphonecall

@jmetzger72 ill tweet when i damnwell feel like it. #getoffmyback

Where art thou Kelly? #payback

I don't tweet ... There for I am a shit brick. #gayboyproblems

@jmetzger72 Stay outta this one metz I got er all under control!

@jmetzger72 @jvanaaken I might have to separate you two on the ride up... #spazzes #Iwillturnthevanaround.

@jmetzger72 not with my walking talking gps who will be riding shotgun instead of you ;) @jvanaaken joe you get the back #5yearoldprobs

@jmetzger72 Go for it ;) but the parties in this van, so who is really losing here? #partyvan4life

@jvanaaken @jmetzger72 I need the day off to recover from that one... Psychiatric help even... #damagedforlife

Hang in there pillow. I'm on my way

Birthday boy wining big money on his first go! 3 dollars in the bank. @HunterBroda happy birthday buddy

Time seems to be standing still.. Unless you are fast asleep 😴

Working at a golf course means some days you get wet... Real wet. #rainstorm #BestWeekEver

The taylors are reunited. #bestfriendsforlife #Tdog

The lady in the drive test building calls up Muhammad... There was a little bit of confusion as to which one she wanted...

I'm giving out 100 64GB @OnePlus One invites to people who retweet this tweet over the next 24 hours. Good luck!