“Soccer Guy: The 5 types of Man Unity soccer fan... joe.co.uk/sport/the-5-ty… #gogomanunity” @jonoBLITZ

#tinderlikebrent courtesy of Candy Gigi one of my favourites in a long time. AND THATS THE BOSS ENCOURAGING IT pic.x.com/KQ0MQt4ksg

Some #lads are dropping some fat house next door. At 11am. @jonoBLITZ is playing Mallory Knox to drown it out. Having the worst time

The moment you hit the wetherspoons in the airport before your lads holiday

Why doesn't anyone make boiled chicken, rice and brocolli on #masterchef

@jonoBLITZ @Creg_Allenki Tom Rolling Vision Chris Benningwood what you saying today?

Al Ryan Paul Lewin x.com/al3xwill0/stat…

Normally I'm so white it's embarrassing, but when I'm training and Skepta comes on, I bowl around the place like I'm Anthony Joshua.

@jonoBLITZ I'm dying here lad. My Dad thinks you've lost the plot

Can't they all just make friends and get a job at Zayns dads cornershop when they split up? #OneDirection

Aaaaaand this rumour is back! #WHUFC footballfancast.com/premier-league…

@SamHulme spacebattler @_stylesxtommo @jonoBLITZ I watched the full thing expecting some punch line. You owe me 3.33 Sam

@SamHulme spacebattler @_stylesxtommo @jonoBLITZ reckon he does it on all his car journeys?

@SamHulme spacebattler @_stylesxtommo @jonoBLITZ there was some venom in that last tweet. #sassySam

Manchester...it's been a bloody privilege:

How I feel about Tim Cocker and Jim Salveson not waking me up in the mornings anymore. XFM Manchester

When Van Gaal found out Premier League football is back on Saturday.

I’ll just leave this here. See you soon Manchester. #XFMBreakfast

#RadioX is so cringeworthy. Like listening to a wedding DJ ramble on, but u just requested The Charlatans so u persevere. Rough with smooth.

@_harrietGrant just at the gym won't be long