Brynn flipping through tv channels... "Mama Mia here we go again AHHHH let's cry" What did I marry 😳

Every single time a doorbell rings in a tv commercial, my dog freaks out and runs around the house

It's nearly 2:30am and my dog has been whining nonstop for over two hours because she's uncomfortable from surgery and can't sleep in her cone. How's your night? 🙃

Does door dash do coffee? Asking for a friend

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

Talking about future potential homes with Brynn "I think I could live on a farm. But you know the type of farm where animals get to live and be happy. Where cows can frolic"

Current mood

sorry I couldn’t respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn

Petition to make glitter illegal.

My old, outdated toilet has overflowed and now the water has been running for over 30 minutes. But no more overflow at least, for now. The joys of being a homeowner

No lies detected! 💯

At the theater, Brynn comes out of the bathroom saying “a 75 year old was so excited because we are wearing the same sweater” If knitting didn’t make it official, I am married to a grandma 👵🏼

We’re going to go 48 hours in Paris without luggage and had to cancel two dinners due to not having clothes. Thanks Air France

a real shame that 6 am is such a perfect time to wake up but 10 pm is a very stupid time to go to bed

iOS 17’s NameDrop feature for iPhone: How it works and why it’s not a privacy threat 9to5mac.com/2023/11/27/ios…

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I’m starting a new series, “Quotes from my pregnant wife” “I’m so full, but I’m going to be hungry in 30 minutes. This is so stupid.”

Watch this tomato sorter in slow motion. x.com/Fieraingenieri…