sunday shaam aate hi life se masti chali jaati hain aur manager ki donald duck jaisi shakkal wapas dekhne ka khauf badh jaata hain!! :((

I'm just a darshen forced to go on a trip alone :((

being stuck on an island with 100 other consultants talking about their marriott bonvoy points, airline loyalty program and how they are adding value to the clients makes you wanna kys in a very very different way!!

nyc is just paying a lot of money to see buildings, then paying some more to go to the top of a building to see more buildings and some more to be in the river and see the same buildings from a different angle!! And when you are bored you can buy magnets with the BUILDINGS

wapas aaye hue ek din nahi hua hain and my manager and that one asshole on my team have collectively somehow managed to make me feel like the biggest loser, aise life kaise chalega

deliverables toh aise promise karte hain client ko jaise 50 log hain kaam karne ke liye! how is it just a Monday 😭😭

how many consultants does it take to connect two boxes on a ppt!! how's it only a monday, how is this my thought every Monday 😭😭

where to play, how to win karte karte meri puri youth Chali jayegi

kya mujhe khush hona chahiye ki mera manager last 3 din se beemar hain aur mujhe ab 6h ki neend and life mein khaana khaane ka time mil raha hain?? or aita :((((((

my fav genre of mansplain is when my manager explains me something that I had suggested two hours ago and make it look like it was his idea all along🥰🥰

only work life balance I want is no work, subah subah employer par gussa aajaata hain kyunki kaam de dete hain

the biggest dilemma of my life at the moment is whether my disgust hate and annoyance for my manager worth the effort of applying on workday?? why can't job applications be just a one click work!! 😭😭

mere manager ko beemari ki bhi competition karni hain yaar kya aadmi hain!!!! how is the reply to how much fever you have is not a pls get well soon but rather oh I had +1 degree Fahrenheit more last week and worked!! toh mein kya karoon sir yeh aapki lack of boundaries hain

nothing in life can ever prepare me for the dread that the 20th floor of a certain building brings!! :((

honestly I just need the confidence of a MAN and my life would be masti

as a #1 hater of my employer, I'm sure as hell packing too many outfits for an offsite where I'll mostly be annoyed at 40 year old partners making wife jokes

maybe I should stick to my policy of not attending corporate offsites and events, don't know why I thought a beach was a good enough reason to break it this year

really regretting falling into the "in person friday" propaganda, should continue staying as far as humanly possible from this corporate ass building

i love the onset of winters specifically in Delhi , specifically in November , specifically when I don't have to work 🥰🥰

it's so difficult to do any work knowing your friends are in the city and not too far from you!! mujhe bas hang out karna hain 😭😭