Dreams do come true 💭✨

“Palmer’s jaw”

Everyone better hope PSG win tomorrow..

If Arsenal score first in that Champions League final they’re winning it and we’ll all have to take it like good boys

Over the past two years, the latest conflict in Sudan is estimated to have claimed at least 150,000 lives. Now, human rights organisation FairSquare has provided the latest calls for the British government’s Foreign Office to consider sanctions and investigate the role of Sheikh

Real Madrid locker room

Valverde’s nazi wife when she found out a big black nigga from France cracked his head open and left him in a wheelchair

Jose Mourinho in that Real Madrid locker room

Kvara ballon d’or talk is hilarious, this is how players become overrated. Give him his UCL player of the tournament award and keep it stepping.

fede wondering why everyone is laughing at him when he asks where kroos is

Rudiger is that unc that just always smacks the kids’ bald heads for no reason

Yo many the jokes on here bro wow. I wish the Americans followed football so that Druski and RDC could make skirts about all this Real Madrid drama😭😭

In the midst of all this Vini is having a picnic date with his white girl talking about how he got 10 million new DMs of being called a nigger

They had to sneak in Vini somehow in all this drama🤣

I hate these labels like “one of Africa’s best.” What exactly does that even mean? As far as I’m concerned, he’s one of the best players ever in his position, period. Nobody says Messi is “one of South America’s best” or Neymar. It’s such a weird way to frame greatness.

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! 🏆❤️

Congratulations to Bruno Fernandes for being voted the Footballer of the Year. The Manchester United captain garnered 45 per cent of votes, 28 ahead of runner-up Declan Rice, while Erling Haaland was third. He is the first United player to win our award since Wayne Rooney in 2010 #FOTY2026

“I like smaller girls” what he means by that is that he likes “smaller” as in a small portion of girls, not too many girls like his peers who cheat but just one girl - Liam Rosenior