I swear to God if Travis Scott becomes the next Pope...

Man, there are a lot of comments about Shedeur Sanders on this website.

Quinn Ewers surrounded by all those dead animals is one of the greatest #nfldraft25 images ever

On Wednesday if you would have told me that the Cleveland Browns were going to come away with all of these guys, I would have been doing backflips. Fannin is my fav. Mason Graham Carson Schwesinger Quinshon Judkins Harold Fannin Jr. Dillon Gabriel Dylan Sampson Shedeur Sanders

Anyone else sense the irony that The Cardinals elected a Cubs fan to be Pope?

Do I have to see Pope Leo 1-13 in order to understand Pope Leo XIV?

Da Pope

You guys remember when Pope Leo XIV fucked this up for everyone

Ha! I found Shelly Miscavige. She's been in the couch cushions this WHOLE time!

Mmmmmmmm I love eggplant. If I had a genie who granted me three wishes I would ask him to make my throat three times bigger so I could jam as much 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 into my mouth as possible.

When life gives you lemons, bite into them whole. Don't even peel it. Make eye contact with the mailman. Let him know you’re not afraid anymore.

Janet Jackson has looked the same since 1996. I think she's had work done.

I treat my body like a temple. Every Sunday a bunch of strangers come inside it before they go home and have dinner with their families.

Okay, I'll bite. Who is Elon Musk?

The kids are alright

As I tried escaping this island to swim back to Missouri, I almost drowned as my bulky, cumbersome penis weighed me down. I'd be dead if it wasn't for that school of knobbed grouper.

Welp, I'm a squirter.

Smash burgers are not good

I just said to my girlfriend that "T.J. McConnell is the J.J. Barea of Matthew Dellavedovas" and I don't think she will be having sex with me anytime soon.

Technically, it is a ceasefire if you ignore the "cease" and the "fire" part.