God forbid a girl get cozy for bed

You’ll be fighting for your life in an hour of Pilates and then your Apple Watch tells you you only burned 100 calories. Fuck you

they should invent a boyfriend who lives in the same city as you

employed with an unemployed aura

Finally a thread for me

for someone with a job i text back with the speed of someone unemployed

One of these for sure

This app is so beautiful sometimes

Drake is such a dumbass that he thinks the caps being connected to plastic bottles in Europe is a widespread factory malfunction

just found out the hard way that there’s a limit to how many safari tabs you can have open on your phone

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED

Breaking this news to my swifties friends in the group chat. Move over PopCrave

i made you a friendship bracelet and i would like to give it to you Joey Burrow