Excuse me, dance... 🫴🏾 I get my money Plan my plan finish Start to go for market Start to go for shopping Before I reach market nko o? Government show don enter My plan don spoil o Government show don enter My plan don spoil o youtube.com/watch?v=WSRkRc…

Ben Okri’s 'The Famished Road' is filled with episodes of people eating and drinking, hungry (and some well-fed) people often eating and drinking. It is, among other things, a book about food and drink, worthy of revisiting in this season of hunger, feeds the mind, fills it...😐

'And forthwith he came to Jesus, and said, Hail, master; and kissed him.' And the Naijirian Pharisees, outraged, dragged them to Gongola, & summoned carpenters to hammer the two kissers onto crosses; they also crucified a certain woman who had applauded the risky kiss. Selah

People that are afraid their children will take after Bobrisky, to the extent that they call for Bobrisky to be stoned to death, must find Bobrisky’s example quite convincing & compelling, a more appealing lifestyle than their absolute incapacity for gaiety. Cheerless people...😏

Banditry or the anti-colonial resistance? premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines…

These sex offenders will someday try to undress and violate Ogun or Sango, belligerent deities who braid their hair and love to wear stereotypical feminine apparel, e.g. skirt made from raffia or barkcloth, or the gender-confounding Esu who will speed them on into perdition. 😒

They say it's a levy imposed by the Cybercrimes (Prohibition, Prevention, Etc.) Act 2015. Am I a Yahoo Boy? 😟 shorturl.at/jrxS4

Next in line are those who supply them the weapons with which they are committing these crimes against humanity and genocide. bbc.com/news/articles/…

Simply create more diversity in the categories, instead of conjoining or conflating categories. The more, the merrier. Trans, Cis, All-Comers, Non-Gendered, Medley, etc. But Fury, cis or trans, will fight only Usyk. They're mates. shorturl.at/TVqO9

Blast from the past on the old-new National Anthem, from Ezekiel Mphahlele’s article, ‘Nigeria on the Eve of Independence’, in the October 1960 issue of Africa Today

As it was in the beginning when the compatriots first cried 'Nigeria, We Hail Thee...' From Walter Schwarz 'Nigeria', published 1968

Edo State needs this man urgently to test a point about politics in Nigeria.

A simple formula for uniting Nigerian demons in bloodthirsty God-fearing unswerving patriotism: create a moral panic about alternative sexualities. They'll come together to kill and die for people to have sex only in that very way that pleases their construction of a voyeur-God.

Igbophobia, very visible in Nigeria right now. Ideologues of this terrible sociopathology are having a field day, the ongoing #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria protest supplying them a pretext for reactivating the endemic disease. Many are having nightmares over the ‘calm’ in the East.

Whatever the genius touched, he transformed beyond measure. I don't know what language he renders his 'Aigana' in, but this is pure gold. 'We ah na see moto, ewo, okokoko, okokoko...` youtube.com/watch?v=wATkZm…