I think the biggest mistake we made is telling Americans that wearing masks is to protect other people. Know your audience!

ALERT: North Carolina just reported 2,099 new cases today - a concerning new record. As we begin the holiday weekend, please remember to celebrate responsibly - wear a mask and practice the 3W’s.

(China is his drag name.)

So you agree. People that don’t like their country should be able to leave and choose another country to live in

This you? Donald J. Trump

Why is it, Ted Cruz, that you take such pride in standing up to and speaking truth to the Chinese, but you have no ability to stand up to and speak the truth to @realdonaldtrump ?

I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

The illusion of choice in a two party system.

If we're being honest, 2020 is the perfect year to get rid of Daylight Saving Time. Just rip the band-aid off while we're all home confused as hell anyway

Donald Trump paid NO taxes in 10 of the past 15 years, and less than $800 in 2016 and 2017—yes, only $800. Yet he thinks giving health care and unemployment benefits to Americans laid off by the pandemic is excessive. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Pete is getting Biden votes from Fox viewers, full stop.

Not even the founding fathers would recognize the lengths that today's dead-hand "originalism" would go to in order to defend conservative preferences as though they are the only way to interpret written law.

There’s a special place in hell just for you

Not me getting a puppuccino for myself

A universal basic income experiment in California — which gave randomly selected residents $500 per month for two years, no strings attached — measurably improved people's job prospects, financial stability and overall well-being, a new study finds. trib.al/9zkRZ3V

38,000 gun deaths a year in US: who needs gun control? 2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let’s pass 253 new voter suppression laws

Shit you find on your hometown’s Facebook marketplace..... thx for the nightmares Peggy

Americans can now request free at-home COVID-19 tests from the Biden administration’s website, COVIDTests.gov, a day before the site was set to launch. Americans can order four at-home tests per residential address to be delivered by the USPS. apne.ws/Tdhks21