Why fall in love when you can fall into the fiery pits of Hell

Why can’t there be secret Satan instead of Santa, where instead of getting them a gift, you actually sacrifice them to me.

[hell] me: you guuuuyyyysss? [picks up box] what’s this for? lil demon buds: we got you a present for hitting 666k followers me: [opens box] is this… is this Hitler’s dick?

The more you sin the more points you get to spend in hells gift shop.

well would you look at the time 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙--—> time to sin 8 4 7 5 6

Draco Jesus Malfoy Christ 🤝 My father will hear About this

my roommates doordash driver deserves a raise

I’m a simple girl I see a sexual tweet about general grievous I click “like” and “retweet”

Happy Shark Week! Mark Cuban Barbara Corcoran Robert Herjavec Lori Greiner Daymond John Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful