When my dad says he’s bringing clients home for dinner tonight and warns me that they are major trump supporters

Highest Stock Market In History, By Far!

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

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How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders

Oh shit. Looting has broken out in Washington.

I’m no epidemiologist BUT

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME ALL DISMANTLING AND TOPPLING OF STATUES/MONUMENTS/ETC, SO LONG AS THE NATURAL PROGRESSION IS WE STOP IDOLIZING POLITICAL FIGURES PAST AND ESPECIALLY PRESENT. LEADERS WERE FLAWED THEN, AND THEY SURE AS DAMN HELL ARE FLAWED NOW. PEACE.

YALL MOTHAFUCKAZ TREAT POLITICS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM. INGESTING BIASED CONTENT DAILY, CHEERING AGAINST RIVALS WITH NO REGARD FOR FACTS/QUALITY. ALL ABOUT WINS AND LOSSES, NOT ABOUT WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT/WRONG/NUANCED OR SUBJECT TO QUANTIFIABLE TRADEOFFS. PEACE.

WE CANT EVEN HAVE A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO A PANDEMIC BECAUSE 30% OF PEOPLE THINK ITS FAKE, OR CHANGING BEHAVIOR IS LITERAL TYRANNY. A FUCKIN MASK?

“Mom can we go play with rockets outside?”

we should start a movement of college students recording all their courses on Zoom so we can just post it all in a google drive and give higher education to the people

Remember: debates don’t count and primaries aren’t supposed to be real. The reality-based-community (or what’s left of it anyway) just messes up everything by ascribing meaning to things. Apparently.

SPONGEBOB ME BOY I HAVE FINALLY SEQUENCED THE HUMAN GENOME ACGACGACGACGACAGACG

POWELL: FED CLEARLY HAS ROLE TO PLAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE RESPONSE Clearly only the Fed can fix the weather

So on social media if we question and/or contradict the WHO we’re spreading disinformation. But if the WHO contradicts the WHO, that’s just evolving thinking and a normal part of science? Not having *rights* to question bogus ‘authoritative’ pronouncements on social media sucks.

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you

This is not a beautiful woven tapestry. It is not a painting. It is the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.