I still think Linda Reynolds is an egomaniacal, spiteful cunt.

Senator Ralph Babet says he’s a Christian who follows the Bible faithfully. Babet isn’t married. He has no children. Logically, he’s never had sex. Jerkin Jesus, no wonder he looks like he’s about to explode.

“Vice President Vance visiting #Greenland and criticising #Denmark is like a visitor bringing their dog to your house and having it poo on a special carpet.” Danish Foreign Ministry spokeswoman #JDVance - Hillbilly in a foreign land

Linda Reynolds announced plans to open her own lobbying firm, BitchShit and Associates.

A poll conducted by The Washington Post found 76% of #Americans couldn’t locate #Greenland on a map; 81% couldn’t correctly find #Denmark and 12% didn’t locate #Canada correctly. #Trump voters ?

Today in Melbourne- Turdfest of Pantaloons presents rightwing Russian agent Mothertucker Carson, the 42 year old virgin Ralph Babet and the certified bigot, Suellen Wrightson. These fascist cunts demand freedom of speech. We agree.

Saw Clive Palmer at the airport. By Satan, he’s ugly.

Nine Media shareholders (The Sydney Morning Herald & The Age) reap profits from Turdfest of Pantaloons Clive Palmer spreading bigotry & hate. Is there anything Channel 9 won’t do for money, besides reporting with integrity? #elections2025

Peter Dutton says Aboriginal people cannot be trusted with money and must be on cashless welfare cards. We asked The Central Poster for comment. 🦗🦗🦗

‘The clitoris is the last vestige of the inseminating organ of a conquered, enslaved, trivialized and emasculated race of weaker anthropoids.’ #JDVance #Greenland #Trump #Denmark #WTF

Vive La France!

I love Green Day. #JDVance #FuckingIdiot #MAGACultMorons

Turdfest of Pantaloons founder Clive Palmer is running ads about people in poverty. We have it on good authority that Palmer does not donate a cent to any domestic charity. With respect, he’s a fraudulent fat cunt.

I like walking on the beach, hot chocolate, reading romance novels and buying inner city mansions. And you, Pete? I’m into digging up beaches, hot pokers, fear, reading about war crimes and being bought by Gina. #MAFSAU #auspol #Election2025

A Liberal candidate in NSW was overheard telling a volunteer that Dutton is (quote) fu*king nuts (unquote) and will ‘bring Trump’s agenda’ to Australia. Even his peeps know he’s a dumb thug. #Election2025 #SpudshitCrazy

How do you cone up with these original policies, Pete; like attacking so-called woke agendas, demeaning migrants, deporting people, locking up refugees, firing public servants, cutting vital services & blaming Africans for crime? #Election2025 #auspol25 #Nostradumarse

‘We’ll make electricity 80% cheaper, have a nuclear reactor in every suburb; there’ll be no black people or foreigners who can’t speak English, we’ll abolish woke, hospitals will treat white folks first…’ #TimWilson, truth telling with tradies. #Election2025

Breaking News: Anthony Albanese’s liver, kidney and spleen all denied they are rivals, with unnamed intestinal sources saying his brain is acting paranoid. I’m Sharri Markson. #elections2025 #auspol

David Coleman’s finest political moments occurred during the year he disappeared from Parliament. #abc730 #elections2025

The daughter of Pauline Hanson will run as a One Nation candidate in #Tasmania. Why does Tassie attract such fuckwits? It’s a beautiful place, locals are friendly, hospitality superb, then they elect Lambie, Abezt, Harradine et al. #Election2025 #auspol25