a new chapter w/ @sumerianrecords - human props premiering in one hour at staticdress.com

This kid is special… 🤯

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

“Bequeath to me thy cheeks”

My wife: honey, what are you thinking about? My brain:

first beer of the weekend has been,,,,,, opened 🤝

Lil Wayne - I Feel Like Dying prod Jim Jonsin (2007)

Truly one of the funniest videos ever dropped on the internet 😭😭

Terminator 2 : Judgement Day But with fartsP

Only a small handful of nor'easters/blizzards will look this picturesque in a lifetime.

Long Island… time lapse from Chris Carter

I quote this video to myself regularly

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

I'm coughing from choking on my drink after this one. Granny is awesome. 😂

Yearly reminder that Grandpa Joe was the biggest scumbag ever. The deadbeat laid in bed for 20 years while his family lived in poverty. Then the second Charlie offered a trip to a candy shop, he hopped out of bed and started dancing like nothing was ever wrong.

Me every morning 😅