Bowling dates are not for fun they are to establish dominance

The greatest trick ever pulled was layaway rebranding itself as Afterpay

Here is what was airing on Nickelodeon on this day in 2004

Milaysia Fulwiley's NCAA debut: 17 PTS, 6 AST, 6 STL & this ridiculous move

Ohio becomes the latest state to legalize recreational marijuana as voters approve Issue 2.

The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

Feels like society has moved beyond the need for April Fools

The year is 2017, you just paid $9.99 for a month of unlimited movies. You watch the LEGO Batman Movie 3 days in a row. You have no idea how any of this is sustainable, but you don’t question it. Life is good.

Just in case you lost track… 3/22 - Kendrick Lamar, “Like That” 4/5 - J. Cole, “7 Minute Drill” 4/7 - J. Cole apologizes for “7 Minute Drill” 4/12 - J. Cole deletes “7 Minute Drill” 4/19 - Drake, “Push Ups” 4/19 - Drake, “Taylor Made Freestyle” 4/30 - Kendrick Lamar, “Euphoria”

why they ain’t call me 😔

Remote work firm NVIDIA now 3rd largest company globally by market cap (worth >$2.3 trillion) powering the future of computing, AI, gaming, crypto; while your boss is still living in the 90s & demands you commute 2 hours/day to sign TPS reports. At this point it's just comical

🗣️ Cam (via Megan Armstrong)

This is literally the culture that Drake does not have.

Y’all gettin “not like us” fatigue after 2 months. The Macarena and livin la vida loca would’ve killed y’all.

If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax

A crazy turn of events

the aliens after their transgender operations

“I’m not into politics”

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar