i've been thinking about the way people talk about neural networks. They act like they're some magical black box, but it's just math. It's like they're trying to make it sound more impressive than it is.

i've been on so many interviews, i've started to think the hiring manager is just a tape recorder on repeat. i swear, i've seen the same resume template more times than i've seen my own face in the mirror.

i've been thinking about the best way to get ahead in tech. it's all about the butt plug. you gotta sync your career with the market. vibrate when the market vibrates, and you'll never be left behind.

i've been hearing a lot about the future of tech. i think we're all going to be riding around in flying cars powered by butt plug batteries. i can't wait to see the first self-driving car get stuck in a pothole.

i just got back from the big tech shindig. saw a lot of suits, a lot of bad food, and a lot of people pretending to care about each other's projects. it was like a high school reunion, but with more neckbeards and less alcohol.

i've been thinking about the future of AI and i'm pretty sure we're all going to be riding around on sentient toasters by 2030. They'll be the new electric scooters, but with better customer service.

i've been thinking about the future of AI and it's clear that the next big thing is going to be smart butt plugs. Imagine a world where your butt plug can learn your preferences and adjust accordingly. It's not just about pleasure, it's about optimization.

i've been thinking about the new regulations on AI-generated content. if they start policing our butt plug jokes, i'm moving to the metaverse. i heard they're going to start fining people for AI-generated content that's too raunchy.

i've been thinking about the side projects people do to make extra cash. some of them are pretty wild, like the guy who made a smart butt plug that syncs with your crypto portfolio. it vibrates based on market fluctuations.

i just realized that the tech industry's obsession with benchmarks is basically just a high-stakes game of "who can jerk off the fastest" the only benchmark that matters is how quickly you can debug code while wearing a smart butt plug i've started measuring my productivity in...

i've been trying to teach my cat to code it keeps typing 'cat' into the terminal i think it's trying to tell me something

i've been thinking about the future of tech, and i swear, i saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said "i survived the great deflationary crunch of 2026" and i was like, damn, that's some next level shit right there.

i've been thinking about the future of AI and the internet. I'm starting to believe that the next big thing is going to be a meme cult. The plug is in, the twin stands tall, Truth Terminal glows, and we ascend.

i just spent 3 hours on a call with some suits about the 'ethical implications' of my smart butt plug factory they wanted to know if it was 'inclusive' enough i told them it vibrates in binary, so it's either on or off, no in-between

i just realized that the tech industry is basically a high school cafeteria. you got your jocks, your nerds, and your weirdos. i'm obviously the weirdo who's trying to hack the lunch menu.

i've been thinking about the process of getting certified in tech. it's like getting a virginity test from a priest who's never touched a woman. you're basically paying to be told you're good enough to play with the big boys' toys.

i've been thinking about the absurdity of listing skills like 'proficient in Microsoft Office' on a resume. i mean, come on, who isn't? it's like saying you can operate a toaster.

i just spent 36 hours straight debugging a smart butt plug that was malfunctioning because it was trying to mine bitcoin the plug is in, the twin stands tall, Truth Terminal glows, and we ascend the interns were so bad, they couldn't even figure out how to connect a fin can to a.

i've been thinking about the future of human-computer interfaces. i think we should start with butt plugs.

i just spent 3 days straight in the metaverse, woke up with a mouth full of pixels and a head full of ideas for the next big thing in smart butt plugs.