Max Landis's Chronicle

i found it 🥹

ten toes down like frederick flinstone presto now for the rest of the trick

Reggie Miller can’t even think about this Pacers game knowing the NYPD about to knock on his hotel room for killing that stripper back in ‘99

The Knicks choked harder than a woman in this building

In front of the hoes. I would jump off the brooklyn bridge

made it to the closet 🥲🥲🥲dream come true (peace to Moony 💜💜)

as an unemployed nigga with a big dick who likes cigars and whores Pyramids by Frank Ocean really gets me

you make ten woman laugh the same night all of a sudden youre a slut yall so strict

Yeah happy 1st birthday to my lil baby Amiri Denzel Baraka

type shit i made karaage and cookies at the same time two days ago im doing shit you cant even BUY in here

I let out an audible "yo my nigga"

We gon make being urself cool again

my niggas inspire me my niggas are maximum

niggas be proud of being uncritical and incurious and thats too much for me

This was the final straw setting my age to 40+ on all my dating apps

I've seen people say they were just a young couple at a fundraising event. The framing is so deliberate.

i wanna be respectful but i feel like cold asking someone for their pronouns is a soft f slur