I move to London tomorrow and it really annoys me how y’all don’t cheers the bus driver so in order to make up for it every time I take the bus I’m going to thank the bus driver with a little kiss on the forehead

Deactivating my TikTok has done wonders for my mental health. I will reactivate tho.

People annoyed at gay bud light should’ve thought about that before they drank bud light. Are you twelve? Get better beer choices

I’m like Jesus but instead of turning water into wine I turn wine into 2 a&e trips a month

"They don't have that right. They shouldn't" is a clear and unambiguous commitment to rolling back the rights of transgender people. Trans people like me have been warning folks for *years* that Labour's stance is awful, and we've been screamed at, called liars and laughed at

UK General Election be like

I reckon being a jellyfish would feel so good in a sensory sense

hope this queen is having a phenomenal polling day

2nd day on quetiapine thought becoming a furry may be fun then remembered I do not have the money for that

You know something important going on when they start showing random shots of Larry the Cat minding his own business on the news

Being sober young wild bc you’ll go to the gp and they’ll be like “do you drink” and you’ll be like “no” and they’ll be like “not at all?” and you’ll go “no” and they’ll go “have you ever drank?” and you will be like “when I was 16 this guy McScrib gave me these methy pingers”

Going to see Tallah tonight who screamed

Tummy ache :(

We are so back

Going undercover guys shh wish me luck (batty watching the euros with the lads)

“Womanhood isn’t a girly feeling” the only people I’ve met who feel girly feelings are demon twinks and transmascs with misgender kinks