Schooners FC 1-1 Fisherman’s Arms FC lucas x1 Sunday see the boys drop their first points of the season in a game where they felt they should’ve left with all 3. Nevertheless, the boys in grey still sit at the top of the table due to results elsewhere. UTS

Laceby 2-3 Schooners FC Tynam x2 lucas x1 Boys back to winning ways after a poor performance last week. A gritty team effort managed to get the boys all 3 points. Special mention to the return of our very own Gigi Buffon at the tender age of 51. Panther. UTS

AFC Royal First 0-6 Schooners FC Owen Vincent x3 Ellis Welsh x2 lucas x1 Boys were back in action and this time in the county cup. Sublime football on show and a Owen hatty is normal service resumed. Get me out of Scunny asap, it reeks. On to the next round. #UTFS

Schooners FC 3-1 Waltham Tea Gardens Ironbar J x1 Owen Vincent x1 Ieronimo x1 The boys extend their lead at the top with a boggy game against a bunch of bums. Go down to 10 and still bop em. 2 for 2 against the angry Gardens. Even Loz’s second yellow got caught on camera. #UTS

People’s Bar 4-4 Schooners FC (3-4 pens) Kai Hensby x1 Owen Vincent x1 Joshua Hanks x1 Ellis Welsh x1 1st game back for us and we’re through to the semis. 3-0 up and they fucked it up. Liam from Benidorm too busy tryna start scraps instead of focusing on playing. Easy. #UTS

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Schooners 5-3 Healing Owen Vincent x3 Tynam x1 Ellis Welsh x1 Some comeback from the grey superstars against Chicken Town. Boring scrappy game against the Burnley of the league. Owen Vincent turned up to this one btw Gibbogtfc #UTS

Schooners 4-0 Seven Seas 2nds Owen Vincent x2 Kai Hensby x1 Jack Walker x1 Comfortable win for the boys today, even started the game with 7 men to give them a chance. #jellisout

Schooners FC 10-2 Sands United Grimsby & Cleethorpes Owen Vincent x5 Paddo x1 Tynam x1 Kai Hensby x1 Ellis Welsh x1 Ieronimo x1 Sublime performance today by the boys capped off by our own pet donkey pulling off a fake shot and passing it in the net like R9. Yappa yappa yappa #UTS

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Skipper presenting Owen Vincent with the award for being the biggest whopper in div 2 last year. Fair play to the kid tho, sticking in 27 goals is just all a days work for our chinno

AFC Old Vic 4-0 Tea gardens ⚽️ Jake Coppock ⚽️ Harvey Beckett ⚽️ Harry Telford ⚽️ Scott Vincent 52 year old GK Scott Vincent rolling back the years scoring from his own box. 3 points in the bag, onto the next

AFC Old Vic 2-1 Kings Arms (Haxey) ⚽️Harry Telford ⚽️Jack Walker Scrappy game down at Bradley as we come from 1-0 down to go through to next round of cup. Up the bastard Vic

Belton FC 3-4 AFC Old Vic Big win sees us through into the quarters 🤩 We’ll take that win back to our council houses ey lads Up the Bastard Vic

AFC Old Vic 4-2 Sands Comfortable win for the lads today against headloss FC sees us into the next round. ⚽️ Coppock 2 ⚽️ Harry Telford 2

Gaffer, shittest trim and goal of season. All in a days work for Scotty chinno

Old Vic 3-2 Coach House HFC Scrappy game with them trying to kick lumps out of us all game but Sam Walker had the last laugh with a screamer from his own half in last minute to get the 3 points. ⚽️ Tomo ⚽️⚽️ Walks MOTM- Sam Walker

Old Vic 3-1 Grafton Gunners Great performance from the lads today, dominant throughout, could have been 6/7. Scoreline flatters them. ⚽️⚽️ Fraz ⚽️ Coppock MOTM- Fraz Shoutout to our own Terry Butcher at the back (may have got the wrong butcher)