I’m broke

Someone should tell Sunderland that AFCON is on in January

Arteta has built this club back up to where it deserved to be once again. Deserved all the plaudits, praise and backing. Signing Madueke and Havertz off the back of challenging for titles is him literally self destructing everything. His recruitment choices are sackable

Cons of signing Madueke: - Probably means not signing an elite LW - Gives significant funds to Chelsea - Roadblock for Nwaneri - Potential personality issues - English but not HG - He hasn’t looked great recently Pros of signing Madueke: - He MIGHT be better than we all think!

Arteta to Chelsea every season

March 2026: "You expect Arteta to work miracles with Madueke? Blame KSE"

Madueke joined Chelsea in Jan 2023 for £29M, had 2.5 absolutely mediocre seasons in which he scored a grand total of 13 league goals and we're ready to pay £50M? Dreadful business. We should have sold Pepe for £100M by this logic.

if i’m saka and saliba, contracts are not getting signed. not spending the prime years of my career playing with Noni Madueke as my winger. Impossible

You know what to do Gooners #Notomadueke #Bertaout chng.it/GgxBthmSGq

NVIDIA currently worth 14% more than the entire UK economy. Labour would have confiscated it when it was worth £100k: because that's a lot of money to working family in Telford.

Madueke means that Martinelli hive we are back up. 25/26 I smell remontada. #SilverLinings

Calafiori - no one hated Merino - no major hate pre arrival Raya no hate Rice and timber as you said Jesus no hate Zinchenko no major hate Vieria Trossard Kiwior no hate pre arrival. This ain’t true only Havertz since 2022 got major backlash

🤔 We’ve hated one signing, Havertz and he’s garbage

BECAUSE WE CANNOT BE SERIOUS AS AN INSTITUTION JUST ONCE

Im glad this app has pictures. 1000 words wouldn't do this image justice.

Honestly I have the opportunity to make a 7 figure investment (with leverage). Opportunity of a lifetime. But this Labour government and the environment they’ve created means I’m probably not going to do it. Horrible government for prosperity in the Uk

Hi, ER Doc here. I can’t believe I actually have to say this but please do NOT consume your own urine in an attempt to remedy medical ailments.

It’s not that important

Too far id rather nonso

This is a clever way of calling out Mbappe and Vini lol