if milsim west was a band I'd be like ummmm. peter hook... heh yeah.

Remains the most iconic moment I've ever seen in American politics. One year ago today.

Go on man. Get in a shootout with BORTAC because they took away your underaged Mexican slave

You really just never know where you’re going to be on this platform years later

“This person broke into my home and Seth Rogen agrees with it.”

Like The Night Haunter, VVill foresaw his death*, and chose not to flee it, knowing the facts of his death would vindicate his beliefs forever. And to that, death was nothing. *getting raped by a robot

Russian ass blast over that engagement is legendary (this is a legendary throw back few will even get)

Logging in for the day

"BREAKING: President Ngubu the Butcher announces that his country will cease ALL cashew nut trade with the west in new 'Sell 40% of land to China' policy. This is how Africa wins!" (the other 60% of land is controlled by Jihadist rebel group Al-Shawarma)

Listening to my chubby fat coworker explain how he’d manage to survive a zombie apocalypse because he bought a shotgun recently (he’s heard Ive taught a few coworkers how to shoot)

Who even sends a dick photo in the year of our Lord 2025

NGMI

Will Stancil is going to be mysteriously vaporized in his apartment one day

“How’d you survive Judgement Day. The day AI went rogue” Oh that was easy. I’m not Will Stancil.

I still can’t believe more Europeans die in the heat than Americans from guns and they have the gall to criticize us while putting yogurt on their windows

Love to have fresh home grown veggies from the garden. It’s what keeps a man healthy.

Remember your Homeland’s Heritage. New Life in a New Land - Morgan Weistling

My waiter just dropped off a melted swiss cheese and roasted mushroom burger and started moaning???