Steps to win the Nobel prize for peace: - Be from the global South - Be an outspoken Zionist

This is more humane than anything Joe Biden has ever said about Palestinians btw

The Oxford Union removed a portion of my speech for referencing booby-trapped toys left by Israelis for Lebanese children in the 80s. They claimed I was inciting to violence by stating well-documented facts. Here, it seems zionist demons are still up to their old tricks.

The ball talked and said free Palestine

Two own goals? Haven’t seen Israelis shoot at each other like this since October 7th

Cuba went from a mafia-run slave state with a 24% literacy to now 99%, all while dealing with US sanctions which the rest of the world routinely condemns

Say Amen.

I agree. During the 1961 Paris Massacre, the Soviets should have carpet-bombed the regime of Charles De Gaulle.

He's literally doing the meme right now.

world would never be the same if I was in charge of the Graham Norton Show guests

The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

The British spy plane that has been gathering intelligence over Gaza for the Israeli military for 22 months has not turned on its transponder since ceasefire took effect It needs to be impounded by the ICC before it flies back to the US. Then UK ministers need to be arrested

“Kidnapped from a tank during a battle with Hamas” — one of the most insane sentences uttered on British television for awhile.

Type of shit Drew’s dad will be doing when his son finally has a heart attack

Doing this bit is crazy when Al Sharaa literally used to be Baghdadi’s primary lieutenant in Syria lmao

Modern Hitler and Mussolini

We don't talk enough about how racist and anti-semitic zionists are towards Palestinians. They're so racist that the dehumanisation of Palestinians slips out of their mouths so naturally as if they're making small talk about the weather.

So you agree it’s their land?