A turtle can breathe through it’s butt.

Stay positive and good things will happen.

Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision you will ever make.

RT Ryan Luthor: Being smarter than everyone else is exhausting.

RT Ryan Luthor: I wish the 😎 emoji wasn't smiling like a dumbass so I could use it more. It had such potential.

RT Ryan Luthor: Le chien aboit, la caravane passe.

RT Ryan Luthor: Uber driver playing country: instant one star.

RT Ryan Luthor: No, I won't help your boyfriend find a job.

Admit it: You joined Twitter because you were curious and now you're addicted.

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.

The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

We're most likely to over think things at night while attempting to fall asleep.

Music helps to keep your memories alive.

Our taste in music represents what our mood would sound like if we were able to hear it.

80% of the time, it's not that a person changed....you just never knew who they actually were.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

91% of people are no longer friends with someone they called their "best friend."

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

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