Stag doo in Amsterdam tomorrow till Sunday. Cannot wait to be rippin up city life and popping the ol' dam cherry #smeshedootmatitswiththelads #eurotrip #amsterdamvirgin

don’t forget to pre-order my album xo

Playing a game of 5's in this sunshine is my equivalent of putting a marshmallow on an open fire for about 3 days. #pasteyscotsman #gingerskin

I need to get surfing! #flatfordays

Crackin shout from Georgey Orwell there...

Genius hahah

Hey number 1

Celebrating this weeks renal/urology theatres team member of the week, the legendary Brian! Oldest team member and full of pearls of wisdom! Well deserved 🌟 NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde

You think my name is Turk Turkleton??

We've been messing about with ventilators and evidence based medicine when we should have been using sunbeds and injecting bleach! #donttrythisathome #COVID19 BBC News - Coronavirus: Outcry after Trump suggests injecting disinfectant as treatment bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

My dad died at 5am this morning. I had to tell my mother over the phone. She just said, ‘but what will I do?’ I don’t know how to answer. She’s alone, in a pandemic and the person she has loved for more than 60 years has gone. Please stay home. Please save lives.

ICYMI: Boris Johnson - Jedi Master.

Shaqiri 🔥🔥

@InplayTipsVIP no they haven't haha

1 year ago today we were told my dad had 6 months to live! 1 year on n were jumping about like daftys at Pittodrie❤️ Get it up ye cancer 🖕