3 games in under slot, Liverpool have an identify. 2 1/2 years in under ETH, fuck knows what's going on. #MUNLIV

'Are you afraid it might expose failings during your role as DPP?' @ChristopherHope grills Keir Starmer on his 'failure' to order a public national inquiry into the grooming gang scandal.

Tf for Amad

Season over yet? #MUNBHA

Any paint drying about? #LYOMUN

Lindelof has played for Manchester United for 10 years mind.

That might just be the worst half of football I've ever watched #EuropaLeagueFinal

Perfectly sums up UTDs season Losing to Spurs in a cup final by a handball own goal. Fucking Spurs. Roy Keane turning in his grave #EuropaLeagueFinal

Arsenal stink. Another smelly corner. #MUNARS

Any chance Sesko can have a kick? How's he meant to get match fit if he doesn't play? #ManchesterUnited

Amorin be lucky to see September out. System is a shambles. 2 in mf doesn't work. Front 3 are isolated and the opposite teams spare man in the centre has a field day. #MCYMUN

Slot out

Spinless that performance. On the manager for me. Vs 10 men for 75mins, throw the kitchen sink at em. Stuck with 5 at the back. 3 CBs marking themselves. 😶 #MUNEVE

Kinhell. They're as shit as ever. West Ham -12 goal difference, at Old Trafford #MUNWHU

More draws than Neil Buchanan 😴 #LEEMUN

I don't remember, ever, disliking a player more than I do Dalot. There's fuck all he's any good at.

Carrick's at the wheel hahaha #ARSMUN

Controversial - Anyone else getting bored of Keane? If you had his outlook, you'd never enjoy a football game. Scores a worldie in the last minute to win the game, "that's his job" #theoverlap