You utter shower!

Adrian Phillips

Feelgood story for today. Should gladden the heart of A.A.Milne . Devon bears escaped to raid honey store radioexe.co.uk/news-and-featu…

My company had Ashton-Tate Frameworks when we were introduced to PCs. Neither lasted.

A trigger warning would have been a necessary minimum.

Eighty years ago this week moves to reorder the world for peace follows different paths.tinyurl.com/3ped5xnv

Knives OK?

The Hitchcok sequel that never was, "The Cute Birds"

Sad to lose one of the most distinguished and agreeable places to consult archives. Happy memories of being collected in Westminster Hall to be taken upstairs. Wishing you all the best for your new home.

As a lighter counterpoint, I offer the tale of the drunk opera-goer who was delighted when the trapdoor jammed at the finale of Don Giovanni, "Saints be praised. Hell's full."

Is she more an icon of French nationalism or of hatred for England?

What a blue cloak you have!

The curse of the yummy mummy strikes even before the advent of the SUV.

An ancient Roman seeking auguries would have relished two features of the Austrian GP: a recovery truck demolished part of the circuit's advertising infrastructure and the hot topic for local media was the size of the engagement ring the RB teampart-owner gave his fiancee.

The great wheel turns. Once airlines were glamour and prestige. They now serve to deliver captive customers to the monopolistic bandits of the airports. WHSmith takes haircut on price tag for high street business ft.com/content/071859… via Financial Times

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. I understand that ministers of the Crown are well paid.

Eighty years ago Churchill's general election campaign flounders ever more deeply tinyurl.com/4vsrctvj

Great start to the project Dr Zack White Waterloo sunrise: replanting the famous Belgian battleground ft.com/content/8182cd… via @ft

The floor is the giveaway.

How would the world react today if you quoted P. J. O'Rourke's explanation of why it is considerate of people to wear tattoos?