I am so fucking incensed at Microsoft Windows 11. THERE ARE ADS IN THE FUCKING START MENU.

I’m sad—and frankly baffled—to report that the House voted today to reward the government’s widespread abuses of Section 702 by massively expanding the government’s powers to conduct warrantless surveillance. 1/14

I'm that one cable holding everything up. (professionally)

The captchas are getting more and more difficult 😅

WHY. THE. FUCK. CAN'T. MY. ANDROID. PHONE. OPEN. .WEBM. FILES.

Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do THIS? :kills all the houseplants:

NYSEC Tonight d.b.a 41 1st Ave New York, NY 10003 Their covered backyard appears re-opened 🙌

To use the Montreal subway, you tap a paper ticket against the turnstile and it opens. But how does it work? And how can the ticket be so cheap that it's disposable? I opened up the tiny NFC chip inside to find out more... 1/15

Wow I think the craziest thing about the debate is that Bernie would have won.

Secure Boot is completely broken on 200+ models from 5 big device makers arstechnica.com/?p=2039140

This isn't even my final form. Flowchart. #IPv6 CVE-2024-38063

Luke Weston Coming up with something non-vulgar for enshittification sounds like the enshittification of enshittification.

It's going to be so embarassing when James Earl Jones gets to heaven and everyone realizes that God has been doing his voice up there this whole time. 😅

Hi. The malware Bible will be put behind a registration wall and monetized with ads. When? Dunno. Why? Because I tried to be nice and provide free content for everyone, however everyone keeps asking for more free shit and it’s not appreciated so it will no longer be free.

Until further notice, to access the Bible you will need to follow this link: m4lc.io/mlwr/bible This link is temporary until we add the authentication page.

Never tries to pitch you a javascript framework, or kubernetes

Once again all my links to Microsoft documentation are broken, renamed, moved. An absolute joke org.

Zoom's remote control feature is a security liability. We've created macOS scripts that prevent exploitation by disabling this functionality. Protect your systems: blog.trailofbits.com/2025/04/17/mit…

Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince 🌥 is having the most honest conversations I've come across about the current & future of content creation "6 months ago, 75% of queries to Google get answered on Google. Which means if you're an original content creator, your content is getting