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"Ipuwer despairs that, 'foreigners have become people everywhere'"

"You are a savage criminal" "Bah, but how could you tell? I bear the trappings of a civilized gentlemen!" "I judged you by the color of your skin"

"Terrible news, an Iranian hypersonic missile just hit the age of consent! It is now down to 14"

Contrary to feminist claims of misogyny the prevailing character flaw of modern men is their willingness to throw each other under the bus for a crumb of female approval. No solidarity whatsoever.

Hyperborean hebephiles when somebody refers to a fully grown 17 yr old woman as a "child bride"

Avg libtards idea of "American in every single way except on paper": -35 yo from slums of Honduras, moved to US 7 years ago -cannot speak English -doesn't pay income tax -cannot name any faces on Mt Rushmore

"You may have missed out on teen love, but you're just in time to marry a mid girl and have kids so you can become the hot dad to your daughter's friends and then leave your wife for the best looking one when she turns 18"

"I am prepared to die for Israel. Islam's aggression will not go unanswered." "Yes very good, goy.....wait, why are you just attacking muslim refugees in Birmingham? The war is in the Middle Ea-" "Looks like somebody has not watched Robert Sepehr's videos"

Truly the best case scenario is that nothing does happen and I get to post a chudjak afterwards saying "Breaking: israel launches nothingburger at Tehran. 0 casualties"

"Come here, shabbos goy warhawk geriatrics. I have a copy of the new Black Ops game for you with custom mods. You can enjoy the experience of personally blowing up countries for Israel for just $70 while the real military funding goes to deportations"