‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. (Source: Donald J. Trump)

My guilty pleasure is staying up late, getting stoned and watching kaaf movies.

SEARS SURPRISE SALE. For the next 24 hours we will be following any customer who retweets this

Ruby Watchco has closed. It was my favorite restaurant.

This is pretty rad.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CGwhTwngoh8/…

Good luck 'murica.

Despite the name, Gary Oldman was once young.

Yo ThirstyWench and @saints_gambit! I'm listening on my ride home today!

Today I won a lottery of sorts. Not life changing but I'm not sure what to do. Do I trade said item for items that were out of my price range before? Do I wait and sell for $? I've already had two offers... The vultures are circling.

After a whole bunch of cleaning and cable management, I hooked up a fun jamming rig. instagram.com/p/CItmULpgQK1/…

Fantastic.

Coffee just got real serious around here. instagram.com/p/CI_wMouAavm/…

When you’re a symphony/theatre snob and miss the pleasure of shushing the people beside you ...

This thread did not disappoint

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (Actually I don't) #MyTwitterAnniversary

I cannot oof any harder.

Haunted spider lobotomy

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