it has a butt 🥲 x.com/ChefEff/status…

Spotify ads getting too personal now.

The day bollywood remakes Kahin Toh Hogi Woh song is the day I start a riot.

You ever just wake up in the morning and go yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

10 mark question Why is it that when you have to open a firangi snack ka packet you just have to pull from both sides and the packet opens nice beech mein se but when it comes to Indian snacks you have to turn into a monster and bite the shit out of that packet to open it

Designed a Covid-19 vaccination card for fun because I got bored of the original vanilla covid-19 vaccine certificate on which Modi Ji is staring right into your soul.

Please

New year’s resolution: Arey khayenge, peeyenge, naachenge, gayenge, survive karne ki koshish karenge aur kya

Koi Putin ko Kun Faya Kun suna do toh thoda shaant hojayega

Monday motivation

You are like an anmol ratan don’t let them treat you like shirt da button

Vecna lives here. Stranger things Mumbai edition.

Zindagi ki yehi reet hai aaj mood lit toh kal shit hai

Can’t marry outside of my culture because how do I explain me performing a whole praying ceremony for a book because I accidentally stepped on it.

Instagram down? Finally a detox from Ambani pre-wedding reels

We're such an insanely impressive species of primates that we can capture this shot

real