It’s possible to be a buffed buff buff buff.

I’m not going to watch Avatar II until I can remember wtf Avatar I was about.

I was going to make a joke about Southwest Airlines yesterday, but it got delayed.

If you eat an equal amount of pasta and antipasta they cancel each other out. Follow me for more life advice.

If your cat(s) had pockets, what would you find inside?

Watching on 🔄

Bought eggs at $4.69 last week. Sold at $5.19 today. Moved the funds into skim milk. Follow me for more investment advice.

Hot Take: Small planes are actually flying cars.

This might be true…

Easter egg hunts this year are gonna be lit!

Breaking (fake) News: 49’s take a 16-14 lead over Seattle on a George Santos TD.

Balloon controversy. Police angry they didn’t get a chance to rough it up before it was shot.

Only comes with crock, no pot. 1/5 stars. Would not buy again.

Please reshare to get TeamYouTube YouTube YouTube Creators attention on behalf of cognitive dissonance

In middle school I was told I’d frequently be offered free drugs… so I was pretty psyched about going to high school. That didn’t mean what I thought it did. Is sad.

There’s two kinds of people that annoy me: people and other people.

Ready for today… facebook.com/reel/111821945…

Me: 😒 My life: Rapid unscheduled disassembly. Can relate.

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