"Weren't you going to shower?" asks husband. See, it's not that he cares about the shower. It's that his #adhd brain arbitrarily decided to coincide his homework (~20min) with my shower (also ~20min) so he'll be motivated to finish first. But he can't start until I shower. So.

So. Lost my ADHD Twitter auto-login because of new computer, and the password retrieval process was going to take upwards of several minutes. So I didn't log in. For MONTHS. If that ain't some #ADHD nonsense, I don't know what is.

DID YOU KNOW..... Rate of left-handedness in population: ~10% Rate of (diagnosed) ADHD in population: ~9.4% My dream is that someday, being ADHD can be as commonly accepted and embraced as being left-handed. #ADHD #neurodiversesquad #theresnothingwrongwithme

"You don't understand. I have ADHD. If you turn the radio on that loud when I'm driving, I lose the ability to 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤." - An actual conversation today #ADHD #RoadSafety

Okay, but just once, I would love to be considered a "meticulous person." Just to see what it's like.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "You're a lot chattier when you're tired." No, this running commentary in my brain is ongoing forever. Right now I'm just too tired to filter. #ADHD

A small #ADHD victory for you all: For years, I missed out on Terry Pratchett books because I saw his entire body of written work not as collection of discrete books, but as a SINGULAR MASSIVE UNIT, and it terrified me. Today, I am halfway through "Witches Abroad." ☺️

#ADHD feels sometimes.

"If it's important, you'll remember it. If you forgot it, it probably wasn't important." - Some dude without #ADHD

Pros and cons of a new job: Pros: Job! 😊😊😊 Cons: New. 😣🤯😱 (And when's the last time my #ADHD butt has seen my Fingerprint Clearance card???)

I gotta say, it is a special type of hell to have the soul of a highly-motivated, high-achieving, straight-A's to-the-moon go-getter, and be stuck in the brain of an #ADHD gremlin with the engine power of a Tonka truck.