Your VC is a Tory

As a #geographer of proven moral agility, I couldn’t have put this better myself: “fixed-term appointments are no longer an apprenticeship but part of a business model that accepts staff insecurity as a necessary condition of HR “agility”” google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theg…

I’m humbled and proud to support this initiative 😉

On behalf of senior management, I sincerely hope no one decides to JOIN A UNION at this uncertain time. This will make our task of undermining working conditions or sacking you *much* more difficult. Please cascade neoliberally, Your VC

Nailed it:

We will defeat this virus through appropriately laminated signage! #COVID19

I am so sorry. You might be aware that I formerly marketed as a radical geographer so I can help here. I am happy to theorise this situation - but do no more than that. You have my sincerest sympathies, my kind words, my inaction, my secret contempt. Sussex UCU #geography

Staff upset with me for endangering their health. They shouldnt be! With students settled & rent paid, we'll then lock it down, incarcerating them in halls. Then we'll consider health and safety. Relax. We got this. We've been planning it for months @ussu UCU #cashbeforecare

Professor Dame Rothwell, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability.

Happy new year 🥳

We need higher VC salaries to attract the very *best* managerial talent.

Dear colleagues, Student Experience should *always* be placed above the ability to stay alive during #COVID19. Sure, death is “bad”, but risking slightly reduced student satisfaction scores from implementing *basic* public health measures is far worse. Yours, Senior Management

Fellow scabs! I am humbled and thrilled 🙏 to be the #KeyNote at the upcoming 'Negotiating Scab Subjectivities' workshop. Join me in #Davos to discuss how YOU can benefit from *not* showing solidarity with the #UCUstrike: Please cascade to relevant colleagues #NoneOfUSS