So let me get this straight – – Elon Musk can’t run for president because he wasn’t born in the US. But he can run the country because he’s rich and bought himself a corrupt president. Yep — just like the Founding Fathers envisioned it!

Has he announced The Great Hannibal Lecter as Surgeon General yet?

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert have just been nominated for the newly created Country United National Tariff Spokeswomen aka C.U.N.T.S.

The time to migrate is fast approaching! Or maybe I keep one foot in each door. But either way — come find me! Let’s keep the fight (& the jokes) going!!

If you don’t have a photo of you standing next to Trump — can you even call yourself a pedophile?

I think it's a GREAT idea to let the guy whose entire wealth is based on loans/credit & who calls himself "The King of Debt" be in charge of taxes & plunge this country into crippling, generational debt! (Ya know, something Republicans USED to care about)

I can’t stress this enough…

The irony of Musk being against trans rights — as millions transition from X to Bluer Skies

Wait a second... after telling everyone to take horse dewormer instead of the vaccine -- Trump's pick to run Health Services is the one guy with worms in his head??? Make it make sense!

Republicans are against exceptions for rape and incest because some of them really want to be Dads and they need to keep all their options open.

Matt Gaetz is withdrawing his nomination as AG and instead will teach a Gender Studies class at Trump University.

The only way Republicans would care that Matt Gaetz had sex with children… is if he used Hunter Biden’s penis.

How small a penis do you need to buy a cyber-truck? Have they agreed upon the exact measurement yet?

🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED 🚨 Elon Musk to head up second newly created department in Trump administration: Department Of Underlining Current Hourly Efficiency AKA - D.O.U.C.H.E “There’s no man alive more suitable for this role.” — Donald J. Trump

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Trump and Musk new movie

This is really worth a watch, despite it being Fox Entertainment. Trump is completely out of his depth. This isn’t about the ‘Art of the deal’ it’s the ‘Art of fiscal genocide’ 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNdNs3DPa/

Happy National Day of Mourning!!