Do I have rhythm? Yep, s'pretty good. Phone rhythm is horrendous, however, so, let's keep texting.

I just interrupted a woman while she was complementing me, so I had to apologize & ask them to finish complementing me. #Ruinedthecomplement

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CHOCOLATE CAKE My debut single produced by legendary 80's rock producer Tom Werman. AVAILABLE ON ITUNES APRIL 2nd

I got $TACKS on stax piled on stacks on...nah, just tax...that needs to be payed in a timely manner. Wish I kept better records.

@danielhuffman 15 months is my usual turn-around time on responses. Baby steps.

Just because I'm Jesus doesn't mean I'm not also his dad. #ItsComplicated

Above all, remember that rejection is just a normal part of an unsuccessful person’s life onion.com/1akmMfZ

Buicks still look like Buicks.

Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early onion.com/1B9ZwNO

Ridiculously great #sketch on top of the ridiculously great improv? YEAH! Duke Sketch Comedy & Thriller tonight at 8! ioimprov.com/west/show/duke…